Regular naps prevents old age, especially if you take them while driving.
Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
Marriage is a relationship wherein on person is always right... and the other person is the husband.
They said we should all pay our taxes with a smile. I tried but they wanted cash.
The human brain functions 24hours a day, 365days a year, even before the time you were born... but not until you FALL IN LOVE...